I mean really, who plays video games that they suck at?
Earlier today I was playing my addiction, TF2, and I was on my favorite arena server (RAGE), and the teams were uber stacked. I was top of my team with 2 kills… The leader on the other team had 60 points. It was ridiculous, and nobody would scramble. So I got really pissed and went and watched TV and did other stuff for several hours.
About an hour ago I decided to try again, I played some arena, did mediocre, than I decided I’d use my trick card, and play Spy. I rape as spy if you didn’t already know this. I just have a magical talent at finding people’s backs.
Anyway, so I decide to play some good ole Payload, but rather than do the normal Goldrush or Badwater, or maybe even Hoodoo I decide to play a funkadelic custom map. I originally tried to get into a Swiftwater server but all were full, that I could find anyway, so I found a cool little map called Dynamite2. I downloaded it and played it.
Jesus christ if I hadn’t done that I might not have had such a “good” day today. Let’s just say the ending k/d ratio was 3/1 and I was leading both teams by 20 points. God I love spy. My favorite moment was when a medic+heavy was charging the other team (we were defending). The heavy died, somehow, and me and the medic were standing there. I went to unstealth and kill this engie I saw, when suddenly a pyro was on top of me and the medic. In desperation the medic ubered, and saw me dieing. Ubered me, so I’m a spy and I’m ubered. What do I do? I try and stab the pyro failing, than a sniper tries to join the fight. I do a quick 180 and rape his backhole, or make him one anyway. Than the pyro is pretty pissed, but I ignore him ’cause the medic got lotsa ubercharge left, so I go for the engy again, end up sapping his buildings and stabbing him. Than it runs out and the pyro returns, only to die from a shot as he runs away.
One of the most fulfilling moments in my spy career.
So seriously, who the hell plays video games when they SUCK at them?
