My friend rented Twilight from Netflix for the luls.
We tried to watch it. We tried… We could only make it halfway through before we had to turn it off.
It was funny for a little while, and then it just started to make me angry. It made me angry because girls actually see this as ‘romantic’. They say that they want to find their Edward. Edward Cullen is a homicidal stalker. Isabella Swan is a clueless retard. That’s about the extent of it. Bella goes to the new school, and apparently everyone instantly falls in love with her, except for Edward, who tries to avoid her. So apparently that makes her want to be with him. She tries to talk to him, and then he ends up stalking her, and she catches him, and figures out he’s a vampire, and BAM. They’re in love.
THAT’S NOT A FUCKING LOVE STORY.
FFS. What the hell is wrong with girls? Do they really think that they’re looking for a ‘nice guy’, or have they realized that all they really want is a good looking guy that will treat them like shit, and are in denial about it? Maybe they’re concerned about their image, because that’s apparently all that really matters in high school. God damn it… Just… god… damn it.
~Jedi
